I still say that this line from Watership Down reads like most badass tagline for a spy thriller ever, with like anthro rabbit 007s and shit voiced by Idris Elba, called “Prince Of A Thousand Enemies.” Idris Elba rabbit spy in a suit, with lots of cool explosions.
…if this is specific, it’s because I’ve put time and thought (and happy daydreams) into it.
#THIS IS ACTUALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES FROM PROBABLY MY ALL TIME FAVORITE BOOK #AND THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN AMAZING IDEA #BUT I CAN’T SHAKE THE IDEA THAT HE’D BE THIS CHEEKY SMARMY TRICKSTER BASTARD TOO #AND HAVE A HELPER/Q LIKE FIGURE CALLED RABSCUTTLE AND YEAH #AMAZING IDEA IS AMAZING
YES I WANT THAT TOO. I WANT ALL OF THAT. And oh man, he would be the biggest troll too, just fucking with all his enemies and being ridiculously suave while doing it. Smooth, elegant, sarcastic TROLL. This is the best thing omfg.